Malamulo a Asilikali
Kusewera mkati mwa nthambi zamagulu za utumiki ndi wakale monga dziko lino lokha. Nthambi iliyonse ya utumiki komanso MOS yosiyana kapena kuwerengera ali ndi malamulo osiyana ndi nthabwala zopangidwa za iwo. Nazi zowerengeka zochepa:
Momwe Msilikali Akugwiritsira Ntchito Mawu "Msuzi".
Kumenyana ndi ankhondo: Ankhondo akuwomba akuyimira mvula ndi paketi kumbuyo kwake, chida m'manja mwake, atayenda mtunda wa makilomita 15, ndipo akuti, " Izi zimayamwa."
Ankhondo a Ranger: Ankhondo Akumenyana ndi Ranger akuima mvula mkati mwa mvula ndi phukusi kumbuyo kwake, chida m'manja mwake, atatha kudumpha kuchokera ndege ndikuyenda mtunda wa makilomita 30, nanena ndi kumwetulira, "Izi zimakhala bwino!"
Asilikali apadera: Msilikali wapadera wapachibale akugona mu matope, paketi kumbuyo kwake,
chida cha m'manja, atasambira kumphepete mwa nyanja, akudumphira pamtunda ndikuyenda usiku usiku kudutsa malo a adani, akunena ndi grin, akuluma mutu wa njoka "Izi zimayamwa kwambiri, ndikukhumba kuti zikhoza kuyamwa ..... "
Msilikali Wanyanja: Woyendetsa ndege wa ndege akuuluka pa nkhondo, mvula imatsanulira pansi,
akuyang'ana pansi kwa asilikali omwe ali pansipa ndipo akuti: "Zowonadi zimayamwa pansi!"
Msilikali : Wogwira ntchito, akudya khofi wake, amadya phokoso pa mlatho wa sitimayo pamene imvula mowonekera kunja kwa nyanja ndipo akuti: "Zedi zimayamwa kumeneko."
Ofesi Yachilengedwe: Msilikali Wachimwenga akukhala mophweka mumlengalenga wake,
chipinda chosungiramo zipinda ndikuuza mnzake, "Man .. Cable ndi kunja! Izi zimayamwa!"
Malamulo a US Marine Corps:
1. Khalani okoma mtima kwa aliyense, wochezeka kwa wina aliyense.
2. Sankhani kukhala okwiya, mwamsanga.
3. Khalani ndi dongosolo.
4. Khalani ndi ndondomeko yammbuyo, chifukwa yoyamba idzagwira ntchito.
5. Khalani aulemu, khalani akatswiri, koma khalani ndi ndondomeko yakupha aliyense yemwe mumakumana naye.6. Musapite mfuti ndi mfuti yomwe mchimake sichiyambira ndi "4."
7. Chilichonse choyenera kuwombera chiyenera kuwombera kawiri. Ammo ndi wotsika mtengo. Moyo ndi wotsika mtengo.8. Sungani kutali ndi womenya. Mtunda ndi mnzanu. (Chotsatira ndi chophatikiza chosankhidwa.)
9. Gwiritsani ntchito chivundikiro kapena zobisala momwe zingathere.10. Flank mdani wanu ngati n'kotheka. Tetezani anu.
11. Nthawi zonse chinyengo; nthawizonse kupambana. Nkhondo yowonongeka yokha ndiyo yomwe iwe umatayika.12. M'zaka khumi palibe amene adzakumbukire zambiri za zizindikiro, malingaliro, kapena machenjerero. Iwo adzangokumbukira kokha amene anakhalako.
13. Ngati simukuwombera, muyenera kukhala mukufotokozera cholinga chanu chowombera.
ZINYAMATA ZOMASOWA MALAMULO:
1. Yang'anani bwino m'magalasi.
2. Awoneni zamoyo zonse m'maso.
3. Sinthani speedo.
4. Fufuzani tsitsi pagalasi.
US Army Rangers Amalamulira:
1. Yendani mumakilomita 50 atavala rucksack 75 pamene mukusowa njala.
2. Pezani anthu ofuna kupha.
3. Funsani pempho kudzera pawailesi kuchokera ku "Higher" kuti muphe.
4. Temberera kwambiri pamene ntchito ikuchotsedwa.
5. Yendani makilomita 50 atavala rucksack 75 pomwe mukusowa njala.
Malamulo a US Army:
1. Sankhani beret yatsopano kuvala.
2. Sewani nsalu pazanja lakumanja.
3. Sinthani mtundu wa beret omwe mumasankha kuvala.
Malamulo apadera a asilikali a US Army:
1. Yang'anani nthawi zonse.
2. Dziwani nthawi zonse komwe muli.
3. Ngati simukudziwa komwe muli - yang'anani bwino.
Malamulo a US Air Force:
1. Khalani ndi malo ogulitsa.
2. Sinthani kutentha kwa air-conditioner.
3. Onani zomwe ziri pa HBO.
4. Funsani "Kodi mfuti ndi chiyani?"
5. Pemphani ndalama zambiri kuchokera ku Congress kuti muwonetsedwe ndi PowerPoint. Vinyo & dine 'makani' Congressmen, akuitanani DOD & ogwira ntchito zamakampani otetezera.
Landirani ndalama, kukhazikitsa lamulo latsopano ndikusonkhanitsa chuma.8. Lengezani zinthu "zamakono" ndipo musamazigwiritse ntchito.
9. Limbikitsani kupanga nthawi 1345 ya tee.
Malamulo a US Navy:
Pitani ku Nyanja.
2. Kumwa Khofi.
3. Penyani zolaula.
4. Tumizani Marines.