Jokes ya Military Academy
MaseĊµera pakati pa mamembala a msilikali ndi akale monga asilikali ndi nthambi okha. Nazi zida zankhondo zamakono komanso za Navy zomwe ziri bwino G zinachita masewera. Awa ndi West Standard ndi Annapolis.
Kudzudzula Nkhondo
Msilikali wa mpira wa mfuti anaphedwa pangozi yaikulu ya akavalo. Iye anagwa kuchokera pa kavalo ndipo anali pafupi kuponderezedwa mpaka imfa. Zikomo Mulungu mtsogoleri wa KMart adatuluka ndikuchiwonetsa.
Cadet ndi Mid Mid akudutsa pansi mumsewu pamene Mid anati, "Ndi zomvetsa chisoni bwanji - mbalame yakufa." Cadet anayang'ana mmwamba nati, "Alikuti, kuti?"
Navy ikusewera Nkhondo, yomwe ili yoyamba pansi ndi maminiti atatu otsalirawo theka. Wothamanga ankhondo amachokera ku firecracker, ndipo Navy, poganiza kuti kutha kwa hafu, imachoka pamunda. Masewera atatu pambuyo pake, Asilikali amalanga.
Q: Kodi mukudziwa chifukwa chake gulu la mpira la asilikali liyenera kusintha dzina lake ku "Opossums"?
A: Chifukwa amatha kusewera kunyumba ndikuphedwa pamsewu.
Q: Nchifukwa chiyani Asilikali alibe ayezi pambali pa masewera?
A: Mnyamata ali ndi maphunzilo omaliza maphunzirowo.
Q. Kodi mumapeza chiyani mukayendetsa pang'onopang'ono ku malo a Military Academy?
A. digiri.
Q: Kodi Navy Midshipman ndi West Point Cadet ali ofanana bwanji?
A: Onse awiri adalandiridwa ku West Point.
Q: Kodi mumapeza chiyani mutabereka groundhog ndi West Point Cadet?
A: Masabata asanu ndi limodzi a mpira woipa.
Gulu la Masewera Achimpi Likupitirizabe Kupuma
Mphunzitsi wa asilikali adapereka gulu lake la mpira wa asilikali masiku angapo. Ambiri adatsimikiza kuti apite ku Panama City Beach kuti akasangalale ndi kusangalala.
Mphunzitsiyo adawona osewera tsiku loyamba kubwerera ndikufunsa za tchuthi.
"Osati mphunzitsi wabwino," adatero osewera. "Sitinapite ku gombe."
"Bwanji osatero," wophunzirayo anafunsa, "vuto la galimoto?"
Iwo anayankha kuti, "Ayi," mailosi angapo ozungulira pansi tinkawona zizindikiro zomwe zinati, "Tulukani, Malo Otsuka Oyera." Simukudziwa kuti ndi zipinda zingati zomwe tinkasambira pakati pa West Point ndi Panama City. "
Masewera a Masewera a Nkhondo
Osewera mpira awiri anapatsidwa mayeso apadera a SAT kuti athe kukwaniritsa zofunikira zawo ku Military Academy. Pasanapite nthawi yoyesoyi, mnyamata woyamba adayamba kutembenukira kwa mnyamata wachiwiri ndikumufunsa kuti, "Kale MacDonald anali ndi chiyani?"
Mayankho ena, "Ali ndi famu."
Woyamba akufunsa, "Kodi mumalankhula bwanji?"
Kumene wachiwiri anayankha, "EIEIO."
USNA Grad Akuyenda Mu Bar
Gawo la Annapolis linalowa mu bar, ndipo anakhala pansi nati, "Hey barkeep, kodi mumamva nthabwala za osewera anayi ku West Point?" Mipando inayambidwa kumbuyo kwake, ndipo anayi akuluakulu, otsika kwambiri mu barolo anaimirira.
"Ife timasewera Army. Mukutsimikiza kuti mumakonda kunena nthabwala?" Navy anagwedeza osakhulupirira ndipo anati, "Ndi chiyani, ndipo ndikuyenera kufotokoza izo nthawi zinayi?"
Zambiri Zina Liners
Q: Kodi West Point angapempherere angati kuti asinthe buluu?
A: Ayi, ndilo maphunziro a zaka ziwiri.
Q: Kodi mwamva kuti Army adangogula matanki makumi awiri atsopano?
A: Eya, ndipo mphunzitsi wa ankhondo akuti atangophunzira kuwayendetsa, akuthawa Annapolis.
Q: Ndizitenga zingati zamadadeteteti kuti zisinthe tayala?
A: Mmodzi yekha, koma amapeza maola anayi ngongole ndipo amawerengera ngati sayansi ya labu!
Q: Kodi kusiyana kwa West Pointer ndi catfish ndi kusiyana kotani?
A: Mmodzi ali wodula, wonyeketsa, wophimba pansi, ndipo winayo ndi nsomba chabe.
Q: Ndi zaka zinayi zabwino kwambiri za moyo wa West Pointer?
A: Gulu lachitatu.
Q: Kodi gulu la mpira wa asilikali lafika bwanji pa webusaitiyi?
A: Sangathe kuyika zitatu "W" pamodzi.
Q: Ndizitenga zingati zamadzulo zamadzulo?
A: Mmodzi - amangogwira pa babu ndipo akuyembekeza kuti dziko liziyenda mozungulira.
Random Air Force Joke:
Q: Ndizitenga zingati za Air Force Cadets kuti zisinthe tayala lapansi?
A: Atatu, awiri kuti apite mowa ndi wina kuti awatane bambo.
Kusaseka pakati pa mamembala a asilikali ndi zosangalatsa zopanda phindu, komabe pakufunika, asilikali a nthambi zonse ali pa gulu lomwelo ndikugwira ntchito limodzi.