Zomwe Zidzakhala Zosangalatsa Zophunzitsa Nkhani
Chinthu chimodzi chimene msilikali wachikulire angagwirizane ndi zida zina ndizochitika zozizwitsa zomwe zimachitika pamsasa wa boti, maphunziro apadera, kapena zigawo zina za maphunziro awo. Kudziwa kuseka nokha ndi ena ndikofunika kwambiri pamene mukupirira mapulogalamu opanikizika. Ophunzira a Drill amakupatsani mipata yambiri yopanga zolakwitsa ndikudziseka. Zotsatira zotsatirazi ndizochitika zenizeni; zochitika zozizwitsa zowonongeka, zoperekedwa ndi owerenga athu:
Kugwiritsa ntchito zinthu zina
"Ndikupita kukubwezeretsani mpaka pano, mudzakhala pa msonkhano wanu woyamba wa DEP nthawi yomwe ndikukumana nanu!"
Yovomerezedwa ndi AirmanSoto
Kuwombera ndi Dorm Guard
Ndinali kuyang'anira dorm nthawi imeneyo ... ndipo TI mwachiwombankhanga
TI - "DORM GUARD!"
Ine - "Mphunzitsi waphunzitsi koteroko monga momwe analamulira!"
TI - "Kodi iwe ukufuna chiyani?"
Ine - "Bwana wandiitana ine."
TI - "Kodi uli ndi asidi?"
Ine - "Palibe Sir."
TI - "Tuluka kunja kwanga!"
- masekondi awiri akudutsa -
TI - "DORM GUARD! ... ndiroleni ine ..."
Yovomerezedwa ndi ScopeDope001
Chimwemwe
BCT ya asilikali ... Ndinali kupita pakhomo ndikupanga mapangidwe ndipo ndinali ndikudandaula kuti ndikupititsa patsogolo pompano mmawa uno. Ndinali kumwemwetulira ndikudandaula ngati chirichonse ... Ndinali kuyenda pakhomo pamene DI adati "PVT [me], pita kuno!"
Ine ndinagwira mzanga ndipo ndinapita kwa iye.
Anandiyang'ana nati, "Pvt, ziribe kanthu momwe umasangalalira, udzakhala woipa."
Ine ndinayang'ana pa iye kwa theka lachiwiri, ndinayang'ana pa bwana wanga ndipo ife (ine ndi mzanga) tinayamba kuseka.
Wowonjezeranso wina akubwerako ndikuyang'ana pa ife. Kenako anandifunsa kuti:
"Kodi iwe wasokonezeka?"
Onse anai a ife pafupifupi pafupi anamwalira kuseka.
Yofotokozedwa ndi jadephoenix84
Bodza!
Ine ndinapukuta kwambiri,
"Bodza! (Dzina langa lotchedwa dzina langa TI linandipatsa), ndiye chifukwa chake sindingathe kupita ku @ # $% &! Walmart ndi kugula pepala yopopera. Iwo amatseketsa shs t 'chifukwa cha nkhanza ngati iwe! "
Zatumizidwa ndi SIRPHREA1
Mayeso a Piss
"Ndi bwino kumwa zakumwa # * & madzi, sindikufuna piss yako ikuwoneka ngati fumbi la golide."
Pambuyo pa olemba ntchito, amakhala ndi zovuta zedi: "Chabwino" Simmons, 'kodi mukufuna kukhala pa khonde kutsogolo, kugwirana manja ndikumwa ndi mandimu?'
Zatumizidwa ndi COORDINATEDP
Dinani Madzi
PVT: "Ndikhululukireni, Drill Sergeant?"
DS: "N'chiyani?"
PVT: "Ndikuwombera Sergeant, sindingathe kumwa madzi a pompopu."
DS: "Bwanji?"
PVT: "Zoipitsa zimandipangitsa ine kudwala, Drill Sergeant."
DS: "Kudwala?"
PVT: "Inde, Drill Sergeant. Ndikhoza kumwa madzi osungira madzi."
The Drill Sergeant anakhazikitsa kumenya, osakhulupirira. Kenaka adagwiritsa ntchito payekhapafupi.
DS: "Payekha XXX, pitani ndikuthandizani Private Tapwater kudzaza canteen yake, ndipo onetsetsani kuti amamwa. Palibe cholakwika ndi madziwo!"
Kwa Basic Training yonse, iye ankadziwika ngati Private Tapwater. Zokongola zina ngati ine zinali zokondwa kuti ndikhale naye kumeneko, zidatipulumutsa 'zambiri' kuchokera ku Drill Sergeants. Zikomo kachiwiri, Pvt. Tapwater!
Yovomerezedwa ndi Kozure
Yambitsanso
"Ndikukubwezeretsani mpaka pano, mutenga Michael J. Fox ndi DeBorean kuti ndikubwezereni !!!"
Zatumizidwa ndi kappasig1304
Nthawi iliyonse TI yanga "ikonzanso" wina amene angawauze kuti "asungire zinyalala" ndikuyamba kusewera "Wina Amaluma Phulusa" ndi Mfumukazi mokweza kuti aliyense amve (gawo loipa kwambiri ndiye kuti amakhoza kuliimba ndi kuseka) .
Zatumizidwa ndi SIRPHREA1
Pepani Mtengo
TI: "Aphunzitsi a Reimer, ndi chiyani ichi?"
Ine: "Bwana, Trainee Reimer malipoti monga adalamulidwa. Ndizovuta, bwana."
TI: "Ndikudziwa kuti ndiwe wotchuka, wosalankhula, yang'anani momwe izo zasungidwira.
Ine: "Ndinali ndi wina wondithandiza, chifukwa ndinali kugwira ntchito yoyang'anira chapeleri, ndangobwerera kumene mphindi 20 zapitazo."
TI: "Wophunzira bwino, ndiwe mtengo umodzi wokha wa # @%!% &!, Sichoncho? Muli ndi chifukwa chochitira chirichonse, mumakonda kukhala mtengo wodandaula?
Amayamba kuponyera zovala pa ine, ndikupanga mtengo kuchokera pa zovala zonse zansalu yanga yophimba zovala, yomwe ndikugwira m'manja mwanga, ndikuyang'ana. Amatsiriza kuyang'ananso kwa ena ndikundiuza kuti ndisiye zovala zanga, ndikuyamikira chifukwa cha kusunga zankhondo zanga. Ine ndiyenera kuti ndinayimirira pamenepo, osasuntha kwa pafupi mphindi 25, zovala zophimba.
Yovomerezedwa ndi Chuck Reimer
Madera a Radar
Mchimwene wanga (Air Force, wa zaka za 60) akuti mnyamata wina ku chow akuwoneka akuyang'ana mzere ndipo adatulutsidwa ndi kuyang'aniridwa ndi mutu wake mobwerezabwereza, akuti "Ndine radar, ndine radar chiwerengero .... "
Mchimwene wanga anali mtsogoleri wa gulu lake akulowa, akuzungulira pangodya, ndipo adawona munthu uyu akuchita chinthu chake. Bro sakanakhoza kukhala ndi nkhope yolunjika ndi kukankhira kunja kuseka, kotero ^ pofika nthawi yonseyo panali mndandanda wonse wa iwo akuti "Ndine radar malo ..."
Zatumizidwa ndi AECFNavyMom
Palibe Kudandaula
"Lima kampani iwe # $% ^ &! UP! * Ahem * Belay wanga wotsiriza! Lima kampani, mwangomaliza!"
Yovomerezedwa ndi Mike