Jokes ndi Asilikali

Simunali Madzi

M'magulu ankhondo, nthambi zonse zimakhala ndi mikangano yaubwenzi ndipo aliyense ali ndi mlingo wawo wokhala ndi elitism, koma pamapeto pake tonsefe timakhala ndi gulu limodzi potsutsa adani akunja. Komabe, nthabwala za ntchito iliyonse ndi nthambi zina zimakhala zachilendo monga kujaya kumaseketsa POGs (People Other than Grunts).

Pano pali nthabwala zapamwamba za Marine zilizonse. Uzani nthabwala izi kwa munthu amene si Mtsinje:

Mwamuna akuyendetsa msewu ndikuthawa pafupi ndi maziko a US Marine Corps.

Iye amapita ku chipata chakumaso, ndipo akunena kwa woweruzayo, "Galimoto yanga yathyoka. Kodi ukuganiza kuti ndingakhale usiku?"

Anadabwa kuti a Marines amamulandira mwakhama. Amamudyetsa ku kampu ya apolisi, amakonza galimoto yake panjinga yamoto, ndipo amamulola kuti agone m'zipinda za VIP.

Koma, pamene mwamunayo amayesa kugona usiku umenewo, amamva phokoso lachilendo. Usiku wonse amamva phokosoli.

Mmawa wotsatira, akufunsa a Marines zomwe liwu linali, koma iwo akuti, "Sitingathe kukuuzani inu simuli a m'nyanja."

Mwamunayo amakhumudwa koma ayamikilabe ndipo amayenda njira yake yosangalatsa.

Zaka zingapo pambuyo pake, munthu yemweyo akudumpha patsogolo pa Marine Corps. Apanso Marines amamuvomereza mwachangu, amakonza galimoto yake, ndipo amamulola kuti azikhala m'nyumba za VIP. Usiku umenewo, amamva phokoso lomwelo limene anamva zaka zingapo m'mbuyo mwake.

Mmawa wotsatira, akufunsa chomwe chiri, koma yankho la Marines, "Sitingathe kukuuzani.

Simunali Madzi. "

Mwamunayo akuti, "Chabwino, ndikudziwa kuti ndikufa kuti ndidziwe ngati njira yeniyeni yomwe ndingadziwire kuti ndikumveka bwanji panyanja, ndimakhala bwanji?"

A Marines amayankha kuti, "Muyenera kupita ku Chilumba cha Parris , kuti mukakhale ndi masabata angapo a khalidwe loipa. Mudzafuula, kuika pansi, kudula, ndi kutopa.

Kuchokera kumeneko mudzapitiliza kuphunzira maphunziro a masewera. Mudzaphunzira momwe mungamenyere, kumenyana kuti mupulumuke, ndi kumenyana kuti mupambane. Mudzaphunzira momwe mungagwiritsire ntchito Corps, kupuma Corps, kudya Corps, kugona Corps, kukhala Corps. Mukamaliza mayesero awa, mudzakhala Mtsinje. "

Mwamunayo akuyambitsa ntchito yake. Amadutsa mumsasa wa boot, maphunziro apamwamba a achinyamata, ndipo amapatsidwa ku MEU. Ngakhale mbali ya MEU iye amatumizidwa kukamenya nkhondo ziwiri zazing'ono, ndi "mapulogalamu atatu" apolisi.

Patapita zaka zitatu, ali paulendo, akubwerera ku malo otchedwa Marine Corps komwe anamva mawu achilendo, achilendo. Ataima pamenepo mu yunifolomu yake, adanena, "Ndalowa mu Corps, ndipo ndapereka malipiro anga. Ndamenyera chikondi cha Mulungu, Dziko, ndi Corps.

Yankho la Marines, "Tikuyamikila, tsopano ndinu Madzi. Tidzakusonyezani njira yopita kumalo."

A Marines amatsogolera munthu ku khomo la matabwa, kumene Woyang'anira wamkulu akuti, "Phokoso liri pambuyo pakhomo."

Mwamunayo akufikira mphuno, koma chitseko chatsekedwa. Iye akuti, "Zosangalatsa zenizeni, ndingakhale ndichinsinsi?"

Woyamba Mtsogoleri amupatsa iye fungulo, ndipo iye amatsegula chitseko. Pambuyo pa khomo la matabwa pali khomo lina lopangidwa ndi miyala. Mwamunayo akufunsira chinsinsi ku khomo la mwala.

Mtsogoleriyo anamupatsa iye fungulo, ndipo iye amatsegula ilo, pokhapokha kuti apeze khomo lopangidwa ndi ruby. Akufunanso chinsinsi china kuchokera kwa Mtsogoleri, yemwe amapereka. Pambuyo pa khomo limenelo pali khomo lina, lopangidwa ndi safiro. Kotero izo zinapita mpaka munthuyo atadutsa pakhomo la emarodi, siliva, topazi, amethyst ...

Pomalizira, Mtsogoleriyo akuti, "Ili ndilo fungulo lomaliza ku khomo lomaliza."

Mwamunayo amamasulidwa mpaka kumapeto. Amatsegula chitseko, akutembenuza mphuno, ndi kumbuyo kwa chitseko akudabwa kuti apeze gwero la mawu osamvetseka.

Koma sindingathe kukuuzani kuti ndi chifukwa chakuti simuli panyanja.

Pepani, pali maminiti pang'ono omwe simudzabwerera ...