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Mabwato amadziŵika chifukwa chosangalatsa kwambiri

Mu US Army, matanki amakhala ndi antchito anayi: woyendetsa galimoto, mfuti, ammo loader ndi mkulu. Makanki amadziŵika bwino chifukwa chokhala ndi malo ogwira ntchito, ndipo popeza ogwira ntchitowo amathera nthawi yochuluka pamodzi panthawi yovuta, amayamba kupanga mgwirizano wapamtima. Asilikaliwa amatchulidwa kuti "sitima" ndipo amasangalala, nthawi zambiri kuti athe kuthana ndi mavuto ovuta kwambiri.

Pamene ma nthabwala omwe ali pansiwa sali okondana kwathunthu ndi banja, adzakupatsani lingaliro la momwe zimakhalira kutayika ndi sitima.

Inu mukhoza kukhala sitima ngati:

1. Inu munayamba mwalitsidwira ngongole chifukwa chokwera ndi mutu wanu mutatulutsa dzuwa lamoto.

2. Mkazi wanu akudandaula chifukwa chophimba mankhwala osungirako mankhwala ophikira kukhitchini ali wodzaza ndi mafungulo a MILES ndi mbali zowonjezera.

3. Mumagwedeza pamene abwenzi anu osaka akukamba za mphamvu yowonongeka ya .88 Winchester.

4. Mudatchula mwana wanu Roger.

5. Mumayendetsa '59 Caddy chifukwa mumakonda "kumverera kwa chitsulo chambiri cha America."

6. Mukulengeza "panjira!" musanayambe mphepo.

7. M'malo mokomana nanu pakhomo ndikumwa mowa pambuyo pa ntchito, mkazi wanu amakumana nanu ndi chida chocheperako ndipo amalamulira kuti asweke musanakhudze mipando.
8. Pambuyo pobwerera kuchokera kumunda zimatenga nthawi kuti muzolowere kudya popanda "kuyamwa kwa dizilo".

9. Pambuyo pa kugonana mumapangitsa mkazi wanu kuthetsa vutoli.

10. Mukapita kokasaka bulu mumapatsa galu wanu lamulo lakuti "abakha!

11. Munayamba mwawuza mwana wamnyamata ngati crunchie.

12. Pogula galimoto yatsopano mumapanga wogulitsa akuwonetsa BII.

13. Pakati pa kugonana, mumalengeza "panjira."

14. Mumatchula General Patton ngati Iye.

15. Mukuona kuti mukunyengerera mkazi wanu.

16. Inu mumatchula ku Gulf War monga "chachikulu cha 91."

17. Mukuganiza za asilikali apansi ngati bump speed.

18. Mukuganiza kuti kugonana koyipa kungakhale vuto lalikulu.

19. Mumagwiritsa ntchito masewera olimbitsa mchenga monga malo oyambira kummawa.

20. Mukuona kuti muthamanga mfuti mwamsanga.

21. Pamene mukugwira ntchito pa galimoto yanu mumadzaza DA 2404.

22. Mtsitsi ndi wabwino, koma CVC ndi yabwino.

23. Mukuganiza 19Kilo iyenera kukhala 19Khalani.

24. Mukufuna kuti POV yanu ikhale ndi Tac Idle.

25. Mukupsa mtima pamene NOMEX imatchulidwa ngati suti ya sitima.

26. Inu mumadzipereka kukwera galimoto.

27. Muli ndi BBQ ndipo muitane anzanu onse atatu.

28. Inu mumagwiritsa ntchito magalimoto a monster pakati pa Bradley ndi matani a M1.

29. Mumanyamula galimoto yamatabwa mu POV yanu.

30. Mukuganiza kuti malo otentha ndi mapepala osati magulu.

31. Mukufuna kuti Suburbans asakhale okwera mtengo kwambiri.

32. Mwana wanu asanayambe kugwiritsira ntchito galimoto yanu ayenera kumaliza pempho loti atumize.

33. Mukuganiza PT amatanthauza maphunziro a Persona.

34. Nthawi zonse mumakhala malo 4 pa gome la chakudya chamadzulo.

35. Simugula gasi pa galimoto yanu, mmalo mwake mumakhala "pamwamba"

36. Ana anu amatcha bokosi la mchenga "NTC".

37. Ana anu akuluakulu amatcha wamng'ono kwambiri "Cherry".

38. Pamene banja lanu limasonkhana mumatcha "Zagawo Zowonjezera".

39. Dzina lanu la galu ndi Sabot.