Zifukwa 45 Zowonjezeranso
1. Dzulo adayamwa, lero akuyamwa, mawa akuyamwitsa, ndipo izi zikuwoneka kuti ndizolondola zowonongeka kwazomwe ndikulembera.
2. Kuwononga maola 24 pa tsiku, masiku asanu ndi awiri pa sabata, masiku 365 pophunzitsa chinachake chomwe chiri ndi mwayi 99.9% umene sitidzachita.
3. WWWDWOA? (tingachite chiyani popanda zizindikiro?)
4. Kutenga ntchito zosavuta tsiku ndi tsiku ndi kuziphwanya mu fizikiya ya nyukiliya musanachite izo.
5. Kupezekapo mwachidule musanachite ntchito iliyonse yovuta kusiyana ndikutenga mphuno zanga.
6. Kukhala mtumiki waumwini (ndizo zonse zomwe ine ndiri) kwa aliyense wa anthu zikwi mazana 300 a usilikali amene amandiika ine.
7. Kukhala wachikulire ndikukhala ndi wina kundiyang'anitsitsa tsiku ndi tsiku kuti ndionetsetse kuti ndikuika zovala zanga bwino ndikuika nsapato zanga pamapazi abwino.
8. Kuvala "chivundikiro," kapena chipewa, nthawi iliyonse yomwe ndikufuna kupita kunja.
9. Ndimakonda kuyeretsa malo omwewo mobwereza bwereza mpaka utoto utuluka kapena manja anga akutuluka magazi.
10. Popanda kuthandizidwa ndi asilikali komanso kuphunzitsa bwino, sindingadziwe kuti mukhoza kusesa madzi ndi tsache kwa maola nthawi iliyonse mvula ikagwa.
11. Pali ntchito zambiri izi kunja komwe mungakhale otsimikiza kuti aliyense amene mumagwira ntchito akungoyembekezera kukupangitsani njira iliyonse yomwe angathe.
12. Ngati ndatuluka, sindikaphonya lingaliro lodzuka m'mawa uliwonse kuti ndikhale "msonkhano".
13. Kuvala zovala zonyansa nthawi zonse ndikakhala paulendo.
13. Kudya nyama yomwe imabwera mabokosi olembedwa "osayenera kuti anthu azidya" komanso "chifukwa cha ntchito zokhazokha."
14. Kupeza mayeso osokoneza bongo amatha masabata angapo. Ndinali "mwachisawawa" ndinasankhidwa ku yeseso lililonse kwa zaka ziwiri zolunjika.
Anthu ambiri sangachitire umboni za kutenga 50 mankhwala osokoneza bongo m'zaka ziwiri zapitazi osati ndagwidwe ndi mankhwala osokoneza bongo m'moyo wanga.
15. Ndikudzuka m'mawa uliwonse ndikupita ku "msonkhano wa antchito" komwe ndikuwerengedwera pepala ngakhale kuti amalembedwa pa khoma ndi pa intaneti maofesi, onse awiri omwe ndingakwanitse. Ndikuganiza sindikuwerenga.
16. Kupita kuchipatala kudandaula za ululu wa mtima ndi chifuwa chachikulu ndi kuuzidwa kuti abwerere pamene "akudwala" tsiku lotsatira.
17. Ndimakonda mfundo yakuti maganizo anga ali ndi mphamvu zonga za pet iguana ya mlongo wanga.
18. Chifukwa ziribe kanthu kuti ndimadana ndi ntchito yanga yambiri, ndikuyenera kupempha mwaulemu kuti ndipeze zosiyana. Chochitika ndiye ndiye ngati "mndandanda wa malamulo" wanga amalola.
19. Simukuyenera kulemekeza munthuyo, muyenera kulemekeza zomwe amavala pa khola kapena pamanja.
20. Ndimakonda kuti asilikali akudabwa chifukwa chake tili ndi anthu ambiri padziko lapansi omwe amadana ndi dziko lathu. Ndikutsimikiza kuti ife tikuzunza ndikuuza dziko zomwe angathe komanso sangathe kuchita, ndiye kuti kunyalanyaza malamulowa sitingathe kuchita nawo.
22. Ndimadana ndi zakudya zabwino.
23. Ndimakonda mau "ndinu ambassadala a US".
24. Ndimadana ndi nthawi ndi banja langa.
25. Sikuti ndikungochita ntchito yanga yokha, koma ndikulimbikitsidwa ndi ntchito zina zambiri monga mndandanda wanga wa lamulo ukufuna kuti ndipange.
26. Kuti musinthe mawonekedwe a kompyuta yanu milungu iwiri iliyonse kuti mabomba asatengeke ma email kapena ngakhale kusewera masewera osalakwa a solitaire.
27. Pamene mutuluka mumakhala 38-40. Inu muli ndi moyo wanu wonse patsogolo panu. Eya, chabwino, ndikufuna moyo wanga uyambe pa 38.
28. Chiyani? Mukupita?
29. O, penyani ^ Pali bwana. Ndi bwino kuti tonse tiyang'ane mpaka atatiuza kuti tikhoza kuyenda. Kodi amachitanso zimenezi m'dziko lachigawenga?
30. Kodi nthawi imeneyo ndi Chizulu?
30. Ndikufuna kugwira ntchito kwinakwake yomwe ili ndi mphamvu zowonjezera malipiro anga kuti athe kutenga theka ngati ndikusokoneza.
31. Ngati ndingatuluke mumzindawu ndikufuna kudzuka tsiku lotsatira nthawi ya 6 koloko m'mawa ndikuyenera kutsogolo pamaso pa bwana wanga, mtsogoleri, mtsogoleri wothandizira, ndi wina aliyense amene alibe kanthu kabwino koti azichita. Onse akhoza kutafuna bulu wanga.
32. Kodi tingayesedwe kuti titsimikizire kuti ndife oyenera thupi chaka chilichonse chonde tipezerani zotsalira kwa izi kwa ma NCOs ndi Officers akuluakulu a zaka 30+.34. Kodi mungapeze kuti msonkho kwinakwake kuti muthe kulipira nokha?
35. Inu mumalumbira kuti muthandizana ndi kutsata malamulo a dziko lapansi, ndipo mutatha izi malamulo sagwiranso ntchito kwa inu.
36. Chifukwa chakuti panthawi yamawonetsero amatsenga ndi maola ogwira ntchito zankhondo ndi malamulo a logic omwe amaimitsidwa.
37. Chifukwa palibe kanthu kaya ndinu wopusa bwanji, pamapeto pake mudzalimbikitsidwanso polemba mfundo zoti simukulimbikitsidwa.
38. Chifukwa chiyani mungapezeke mano ena atakulungidwa ndi kukwapulidwa ngati akufunikira kapena ayi?
39. Kodi mungapezeko kachidindo kwina komweko ndi anthu omwe amadzinenera kuti sanagwiritse ntchito mankhwala omwe samaliza maphunziro awo kusukulu ya sekondale, ndipo sangatchule dzina la mankhwala omwe akukujambulirani?
40. Chifukwa ngati mwakhala ndi nkhondo zokwanira #### kwa nthawi imodzi ya moyo ndipo mukufuna kusiya, mungakhale otsimikiza kuti ankhondo adzachita zonse zomwe angathe kuti akugwiritseni moyo wanu wonse.
41. Chifukwa ndizosangalatsa kupita kuchipatala kuti diso lanu liwoneke ndikukhala ndi diso lapamwamba m'diso lanu kwa mphindi khumi mpaka mutakhala akhungu ndikuwamva akunena kuti, "izo zinali zabwino, tiyeni tiyese wina. "
42. Nchifukwa chiyani makolo athu amavutika ngakhale kutipatsa mayina oyambirira?
43. Ndi ntchito ina iti yomwe mungachite zinthu ZONSE ZOYENERA, koma "NJIRA YA MAILIRA"?
44. Ndakhala pansi ndikuphwanyika miyendo yanga yonse tsiku lonse mpaka 4:00 madzulo, ngakhale kuti ndatsiriza ntchito yanga yonse ndi khumi m'mawa ndimasangalatsa kwambiri kuchita DAGGOM DAY ... kumakhala chikhalidwe.
45. Ndani kwenikweni akufuna kukhala ndi ulamuliro pa moyo wawo?