Iwe ukhoza kukhala Coastie ngati:
Pakati pa nthambi zonse zothandizira ndi mpikisano wokondana umene nthawi zonse udzapanga nthabwala pakati pa nthambi zosiyanasiyana. A Coast Coast nthawi zambiri amapeza nthabwala zawo kuyambira poti Coast Guard poyamba inali gawo la Department of Transportation (lomwe tsopano ndi Homeland Security) osati Dipatimenti ya Chitetezo. Pano pali mndandanda wautali wa "Iwe Ungakhale Coastie ngati ...."
Inu Mungakhale Kotia Ngati ...
1. Mukudziwa nthawi yomweyo "ntchito yowonjezera, osati yovuta" imatanthawuza kuchepa kwa billet
2. Anthu akufunsani zomwe mukuchita kupyola malire atatu
3. Mukukwatirana kuti mutuluke mumsasa
4. Mukuyambirira kulankhula ndi anthu onse, "Ndikupita kukafotokozera nkhani ya panyanja, koma ndikuwona kusowa kwa mapepala a Cutterman kunja uko, nonse simungamvetse"
5. Mtsinje wa Alaska siwotheka kuukwati wanu.
6. Mukuyesa kuti mupeze zomwe TQM zinali nazo.
7. Munayamba mwaseka pamene mukuyang'ana malonda a CG nthawi ya 3 koloko m'mawa, ndikudabwa kuti chifukwa chiyani onse omwe amasonyezera ndi mabwato a helo ndi ang'onoang'ono
8. Mwayesetsa kupewa osachepera kamodzi, kusintha kwa command, kapena kuvomereza
9. Pambuyo pomanga msasa, simunaphonye mfuti
10. Mwamva HH-65 ndipo MUSAMAYang'ane mmwamba
11. Khomo lanu likuyitana lili ndi mipiringidzo yambiri kuposa anthu
12. Mukuona kuti chitseko chikugwera mpweya wanu wachilengedwe
13. Pamene mukuyendetsedwa, moyo wokhotakhota umasokonekera, umakugwetsani pamutu ndipo mumalangizidwa chifukwa cha "kutaya chidziwitso"
14. Mamembala a nthambi zina amayendera malo anu ogwira ntchito ndipo amafuula, "Wow, sindinaonepo chimodzi mwazaka 20zi!"
15. Lingaliro lanu la aromatherapy ndi Simple Green ndi JP5.
16. ... Nthawi iliyonse mukayenda paulendo mukuyembekezera kumva "konzekerani kuti mupite".
17. Pamene mubwera kunyumba ndi zakudya mumayimba, "Mawoko onse akugona ku garaji / msewu / zophikira masitolo".
18. Mukudzipangitsa nokha kuyankhula kwa ana anu mofanana ndi mawu omwe mumagwiritsa ntchito ndi osalimba anu ... kapena kodi pali njira ina yozungulira?
19. Simukudziwa ngati pali moyo kunja uko, mwachitsanzo, mudziko lenileni.
20. Zikuwoneka nthawi zonse pamene muwonera kanema akunena pansi pa chinsalu "Nyumba ya US Navy"
21. Ngati mwakhala ndi anthu akukuuzani, "Coast Guard ndi asilikali?"
22. Mutha kukhala TC Coastie ngati aliyense m'ngalawa akufunsani zomwe mukuchita m'chipinda cha wailesi ndikudandaula chifukwa munati, "Ndingakuuzeni koma ndikufunika kukuphani!"
23. Ngati kugona patatha pakati pa ulonda kunali kovuta chifukwa cha dzuwa lomwe likupita pamwamba ndikuponyera dongosolo lanu.
24. Ngati sitima yanu imapatsidwa mndandanda wa malonda omwe antchito anu salandiridwa pa nthawi ya pakhomo lawo ...
25. Mutha kuchoka pa doko ndi chizindikiro choposa chimodzi kuchokera kumsasa wamadzi ...
26. Inu mwadzuka mu "malo ofiira" ku Panama.
27. WMEC imatanthauza 'Ife Tiyenera Kudya Chiku' kwa inu.
28. Ngati bwato lanu lazaka 40 likuyamba Lolemba kwa masabata asanu ndi limodzi ndipo mutakonzekera mapeto a sabata chifukwa mukudziwa kuti bwato lidzatha masiku awiri.
29. Mutha kukhala Coastie ngati sitima yanu imatumizira CASREP yosautsa chifukwa cha wosweka khofi.
30. Iwe ukhoza kukhala Coastie ngati Marines akukwiyitsa pamene akuwona kuti mukugwiritsa ntchito zida zenizeni mu chida chanu.
31. Ngati mwana wanu akutanthauza ngalawa kapena sitima ngati "komwe bambo amakhala"
32. Iwe umadzinenera kuti uli ndi mkazi kumtunda uliwonse, komabe uli pamtunda.
33. Inu muthamanga kuchoka khitchini, muyende pa galu, mugwa ndikugwedeza mutu pa tebulo kuti muwone sewero lachiwiri pa TV mutamva mawu akuti "Coast Guard"!
34. Inu PANIC pamene mukuyenera kuvala zovala zabwino zachizungu chifukwa simungathe kujambula mtundu chifukwa simudziwa china koma buluu.
35. Mkazi wanu akukuwonani zachilendo ndipo amachokera kunja, "Sindinu Mtsogoleri Wanga, ndipo ndikudziwa kuti Jahannama sali Mmodzi wa a Seaman wanu wam'madzi!"
36. Ngati inu mumasulira mawu ochuluka kwambiri kuti mupeze momwe mungawatchulire.
37. Mumauza ana anu kuti Lachisanu ndi 'masiku akumunda'
38. Ngati mumakhulupirira kuti USCG imayimira "Amayi Sams Confused Group"
39. Mukhoza kutenga zakumwa zoledzeretsa ndikupitilira sabata lomwelo