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Masewera a Ranger School School

US Army Ranger chakudya cha sukulu - masiku 58 kwa wotsamira, akukutanthauza iwe!

Phunzirani kuchokera kwa anthu omwe amadziwa kulemera kwake komanso thupi labwino. Phunzirani momwe mungapangire thupi lanu mopitirira malire. Phunzirani momwe mungalalire chakudya pa nthawi iliyonse. Pezani mthupi labwino kwambiri la mafuta omwe mumakhala nawo, kenaka mulandireni monsemo ndi zina zambiri mu masabata awiri oyambirira su-ranger.

Pokhapokha ngati mutatumikira m'madera ena ndi masitepe mumasewera omwe mwinamwake simunamvepo mbali imodzi ya ntchito zovuta kwambiri za Army.

Izi sizikutchulidwa, koma ndi zochepa zochepa (posachedwa kutaya chisankho cha Army kuchotsa black beret kwa magulu ake onse) inu simumva zochuluka za izo.

Chigawo chimene ndikuchiyankhula si china koma chipangizo cha 75 cha Ranger chomwe chimadziwika kuti US Army Rangers.

Pofuna kufanana kwambiri ndi zovuta zotsutsana, a Rangers abwera ndi Sukulu ya Ranger ya US Army. Pano amuna akuyendetsedwa ndi mautumiki osiyanasiyana, monga "kuvomereza, kuwombera, kuzunza, ndi kusokoneza machitidwe a adani" m'madera osiyanasiyana - m'mizinda, m'mapiri, m'chipululu, ndi m'nkhalango kuti athetse utsogoleri wawo ndi luso lawo lomenyana.

Mofanana ndi pulojekiti yomwe yatulutsa njira zambiri zamakono ndi zopindulitsa, pali njira imodzi yosiyana ndi yofala ya maphunziro awa kwa onse amene amathera nthawi yodalirika. Palibe amene amasiya mafuta a Ranger School.

Sindikukhulupirira kuti zakhala zikuchitika, komanso sindidzatero. Kotero, kwa nthawi yoyamba pomwe ife tiri kuno ku VDC tikubweretsani kwa inu njira yobisika yotere ya boma yomwe ikutsimikizirani kukusiyani inu kuyang'ana ngati Twiggy kapena Barney Fife mu masiku 58 okha.

Zina mwa zinthu za US Army Ranger School Diet ndizo:

Pamodzi ndi phukusili mumalandira malangizo atsatanetsatane a momwe mungakwaniritsire:

Kumbukirani kuti pulogalamuyi imatsimikiziridwa kuti ikupangitseni khungu!

Palibe amene anachokapo ku Ranger School mafuta - Palibe

Inu mumapeza zonsezi ndi zina zambiri kwa $ 995 zokha. Sungani Tsopano!

Kapena mungathe kuitanitsa ndondomeko yeniyeni ya US Army Ranger School Diet Program. Inu ndi abwenzi anu okwana 8 mpaka 12 mudzakhala ndi 4 Otsogolera Odziwitsa abwere kunyumba kwanu masiku asanu ndi atatu kuti mutha kuyang'anira pulogalamu yanu yodyera. Timadya ngakhale maswiti ndi zina zonse zomwe muli nazo mnyumbamo pamaso panu pokhapokha ngati chinthu chenicheni.

Utumiki wapaderawu tsopano ukupezeka kwa inu $ 12,000 chabe pa munthu * (miniti 8 anthu)