Mau Amene Amalonjeza Zonse Koma Osapulumutsa
Ili ndi ntchito ya olemba mabuku ochepetsedwa, ndi mabungwe awo owonetsera.
Iwo ali ndi ntchito yotembenuzira chirichonse chomwe kasitomala amapereka kukhala yankho lomveka kwambiri lomwe lidzagulitsa. Tsopano, kuti mukhale wachilungamo, ndibwino kuti mudziwe zambiri kuchokera kwa ofuna chithandizo, mochepa bungweli liyenera "kuyendetsa" izo. Koma kumapeto kwa tsiku, bungwe la ad adondomeko labwino silidzachita zinthu zopanda pake. Mawu awa akusocheretsa, ndipo apa pali 10 mwa olakwira kwambiri.
1. Scientifically Formulated.
Mudzamva mawu awa omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito pa malonda a mapiritsi, zakudya zokongola, komanso zakudya zina. Ndi mawu omwe amalembedwa mwachindunji kuti amve zochititsa chidwi, komabe sakunena kanthu . Zomwe makampani amagwiritsira ntchito mawu akuti chiyembekezo omwe mumachokera kutero ndikutsimikiziridwa ndi sayansi. Koma izo ndi zosiyana kwambiri ndi ballgame. Ngati akuchotsa mawuwo, ayenera kubwereza ndi ziwerengero zamtundu uliwonse ndi zotsatira za mayesero. Mwayi ndi, iwo sangakhoze, kapena iwo amagwiritsa ntchito izo . Kotero, iwo amadalira pa mawu omwe amawoneka ofanana kwambiri, koma kwenikweni ali opanda verbiage.
Zonsezi zikutanthauza kuti mankhwalawa anagwiritsidwa ntchito pogwiritsa ntchito njira ya sayansi. Zingakhale zophweka monga kusakaniza zochepa, kapena kukonzedwa ndi munthu yemwe angatsimikizire kuti iye ndi wasayansi wa kufotokozera. Kwenikweni ... tinapanga mankhwalawa ndi mankhwala ndi zosakaniza zomwe tinasakaniza pamodzi.
Chabwino, sikuti zonsezi sizinthu zonse?
2. Pamene Athawa, Athawa.
Nthawi zina, kawirikawiri, izi zikutanthauza zomwe akunena. Mwinamwake mungakhale pamsika wamsika ndipo mwiniwakeyo anali ndi mabala asanu okha omwe anatsala. Pamene iwo apita, iwo apita. Mapeto a nkhani. Nthawi zambiri, mukumva mawu awa mu zovuta, pamasewero a wailesi, ndi usiku madzulo ma TV. Mawuwo akuwoneka kuti ndi "othandizira" kapena "kuyitanira kuchitapo kanthu." Iwo amachulukitsa changu, ndipo amachititsa anthu kutenga foni kapena kulowezera. Koma mwayi wamtengo wapataliwu watsala pang'ono kutha. Ndipotu, ndizolakalaka kuganiza. Ndizovuta. Ndipo ngati iwo akhala "atapita," iwo azilemba zambiri. Muyenera kuyembekezera kanthawi koma mungapeze. Okonza katundu akuchita zonse zomwe angathe kuti akwaniritse zofuna zawo. Ngati mukufuna, mudzachipeza.
3. Ithandiza ku ...
... kumenyana ndi mafuta. Amathandizira kuchepetsa tsitsi. Athandiza kuchepetsa acne. Amathandizira kulimbitsa misomali. Ndi zina zotero. Kodi "kuthandiza" kwenikweni kumatanthauza chiyani? Ndipo zimathandiza bwanji? Ngati muwona wina atayimitsa galimoto yawo, ndipo akusowa phokoso, mungathe kuthandizira kulemera kwanu konse. Kapena, mungathe kukankhira galimoto ndi chala chanu chaching'ono. Onse awiri akuthandiza, koma imodzi sizimachita zambiri kuti zisinthe.
Lingaliro lakuti chipangizo chimathandiza kuchita chirichonse chiri chopanda pake popanda kunena momwe zimathandizira, ndi momwe zimachitira izo. Nthawi yotsatira chinthu chilichonse kapena ntchito ikuthandizani kukuthandizani ndi chirichonse, tengani ndi tirigu wamchere wambiri. Zingapweteke mkhalidwewo, koma palibe chitsimikizo chakuti ndalama zomwe mukuwononga zimakhala zopindulitsa.
4. Palibe [Ntchito / Service] Ndibwino!
Ganizirani za mawuwa mosamala kwachiwiri. Mukhozanso kusinthana ndi chiganizocho mwa kusankha kwanu - mofulumira, mophweka, wamkulu, wamkulu, wamkulu, wamng'ono, ndi zina zotero. Poyamba, mukuganiza kuti mankhwala kapena malonda omwe akugulitsidwa ndi abwino kwambiri m'kalasi. Komabe, sikuti mawuwa akunena. Zomwe zikutanthawuza kwenikweni ndi kuti mankhwala kapena ntchitoyi sizowonjezereka kuposa zomwe zilipo. Mwachitsanzo, chiwerengero chilichonse cha mankhwala otsekemera amatha kunena kuti "palibe sopo yotsuka bwino," koma sizikutanthauza kuti ndizo zabwino.
Izo zimangotanthauza kuti izo ziri bwino monga enawo. Chilankhulo chotsimikizika, koma chopanda pake. Zomwezo zikugwiranso ntchito pamaganizo akuti "osawerengeka."
5. Kufikira [XX Percent] Kupita!
Yankhulani za kusocheretsa . Nthawi iliyonse mukawona mutu kapena chizindikiro chogulitsa chomwe chimadzinenera izi, ganizirani zomwe zimatanthauza kwenikweni. Ngati wina wakuuzani kuti angakulipireni $ 10 kuti ayende galu wawo, kodi mungayembekezere madola 10? Iwo ali ndi ufulu wawo kuti akupatseni ndalama imodzi yokha, ndalama imodzi yokha ya $ 1 ya msonkhanowo. Ndi lolondola. $ 1 ndi $ 10. Pamene masitolo agwiritsira ntchito izi, akhoza kukhala ndi zinthu ziwiri kapena ziwiri zomwe zili pambaliyi; iwo amati mpaka 75 peresenti, ndipo kumbuyo kwa sitolo, pa shelefu yakuda, ndi DVD imodzi yakale yomwe imayikidwa pansi ndi 75 peresenti. Zosungirako zonsezo ndi "mpaka 75 pa zana," zomwe zingakhale zochepa chabe peresenti imodzi pa mtengo wapachiyambi. Kawirikawiri, mudzawona zambiri zogulitsa zili pakati pa 10-25 peresenti. Ochepa kwambiri adzalandira nambala ya matsenga, ngakhale pamene sitolo ili pansi. Mukupatsidwa chithunzi chabwino kwambiri chopulumutsira ndalama, koma mungatenge zochuluka zogulira katundu mmodzi kapena awiri, ngati muli ndi mwayi.
6. Chigawo cha ...
... yodzaza kadzutsa. Gawo la zakudya zabwino. Mbali ya chizoloŵezi chabwino. Chabwino, tiyeni tione zimenezo kwa mphindi. Nayitrogeni ndi mbali ya mpweya umene timapuma, komanso carbon dioxide ndi methane. Koma tikufuna 21 peresenti ya mpweya yomwe imapangidwa ndi mpweya. Imfa ndi gawo la moyo. Kukonzekera ndi mbali ya chizoloŵezi chanu cha tsiku ndi tsiku. Pafupifupi chirichonse, pali mbali zabwino komanso zoipa. Kotero kunena chirichonse chiri "gawo la" chinachake sichinena zonsezo. Ndipo ngakhale ziri zabwino, ndi zingati zomwe zimafunika kuti mukhale ofunika? Kodi mungadye mbale yonse ya Fekesed Flakes for breakfast ndi kupeza zakudya zomwe mukusowa, kapena ndi gawo lake chabe? Zingati? Popanda kutchula, zonse zimangokhala zosavuta.
7. Yapangidwira [Fufuzani Mayankho Pano].
Tiyerekeze kuti mukuyang'ana malonda a TV pa mtundu wina wa bleach, ndipo ad adanena kuti "XYZ bleach yapangidwa kuchotsa banga lililonse mu bafa yanu popanda kunyamula chala." Chabwino, ndizo zabwino! Koma chifukwa chakuti chinachake chakonzedwa kuti chichite chinachake, sichitsatira nthawi zonse kuti chidzachitadi. Mungathe kupanga chipatso cha smoothie chomwe chapangidwira kuwonjezera mphamvu zanu ndi 50 peresenti. Ngati izo zikuwawutsa iwo peresenti 2, izo zalephera ... koma cholinga chikadalibe. Kotero samalani kwambiri pa chirichonse chimene chikunena kuti icho chinapangidwa kuti chichite chinachake, kapena chinapangidwa kuti chibweretse zotsatira zina. Pokhapokha zitatha kuziyimira ndi kuyesedwa kovomerezeka ndi kufufuza, ndizowona chabe. (Mwa njira, nkhaniyi yapangidwa kuti ikudziwitse ndikukondweretseni. Tikuyembekeza, imatero ... koma palibe chitsimikizo.)
8. Kupangidwa ndi 100% [Zamagetsi].
Pano pali chidziwitso china chimene sichimanena kanthu koma komabe chimatanthauza kwambiri. Mudzachiwona pazinthu zamtundu uliwonse. Anapanga ndi madzi okwanira 100% a kiranberi woyera. Anapanga ndi 100 peresenti ya nyemba za ku Brazil. Zapangidwa ndi thonje la 100 peresenti. Pano pali chinthucho. Zomwe akunena sizimanena kuti mankhwalawa ali ndi 100 peresenti ya chirichonse. Izi zikungosonyeza kuti gawo lake limagwiritsa ntchito chinthu choyera. Taganizani za izo. Cranberry chodyera chomwe makamaka apulo madzi akadapangidwa ndi 100 peresenti woyera kiranberi madzi; zimangopanga pafupifupi 10 peresenti ya zomwe zili mkati, koma zinali zoyera pamene zinalowa mkati. Mfundo yomwe amagwiritsira ntchito chogwiritsira ntchito choyera ndi yopanda phindu popanda gawo lina la mgwirizano - ndilo, kuchuluka kwa mankhwalawa ndi kotani zotsirizira. Pomwepo ndizodziwitsa.
9. Zamakono Zingatheke ...
... kukusungani 15 peresenti kapena kuposa pa galimoto yanu inshuwalansi. Chida ichi chingakuthandizeni kuchepetsa thupi (monga gawo la zakudya zogwiritsira ntchito kalori ndi masewera olimbitsa thupi). Chida ichi chingakupangitse kuti muwoneke zaka 20 zachinyamata. Zingatheke. Zimangosonyeza kuthekera kuti chinachake chikhoza kapena sichidzachitike. Purezidenti Trump angasankhe mawa; sizingatheke, koma n'zotheka. Moyo wochenjera ukhoza kupezeka pa mapulaneti ena sabata yamawa. Apanso, mwayi uli nawo, koma kodi n'zotheka? Kumene. Kotero, pamene mawu omveka akugwiritsira ntchito "mukhoza" muyenera kudzikumbutsa nokha kuti lonjezolo ndi lopanda phindu. Eya, ikhoza kukuthandizani kuti muchepetse thupi, koma zingakuthandizenso kulemera. Zingakuchititseni kuti muwoneke kuti ndinu wamng'ono, koma kachiwiri, zingakuchititseni kuti muwonongeke. Sakanakhala ndi malo mu chigamulo cha mtundu. Ndizabwino.
10. Zowopsa
Mawu ena otchuka kuchokera kudziko la anthu osalongosoka komanso ovuta kugulitsa malonda a TV Mawanga a TV ndi chinthu choyambirira "chopanda ngozi". "Itanani tsopano kuti yesetsedwe popanda chiopsezo!" "Ndizopanda ngozi. Nchiyani chimene iwe uyenera kutaya ?! "Chabwino, tiyeni tiganizire za izi kwa mphindi. Zowonongeka kwenikweni amatanthauza "opanda ngozi kapena chiopsezo chovulaza; malo otetezeka. "Kodi izi zimagwiritsidwa ntchito bwanji pakukonza chida chatsopano cha khitchini kuchokera pa TV? Ndi mawu ena achinyengo omwe amapangitsa anthu ambiri kukhulupirira kuti zoperekazo ndi zaulere. Izo, ndithudi, si zoona. Padzakhala njira yoti mubwezeretse ndalama zanu, koma sizingaphatikizepo zonse zomwe munapereka poyamba. Ndipo, n'zotheka kuti mukhoza kumangokhala pafoni kwa maola ambiri, kapena kuti muzitha kudumphira mumatope ambiri kuti mupeze chisankho chomwe mumakondwera nawo. Kodi chivundikiro chonsecho "chopanda ngozi" chotanthauzira verbiage chimachitika? Ndani anganene, kwenikweni? Kodi moyo wanu unali pangozi? Kodi nthawi iliyonse munayamba kuvulaza? Kodi potsirizira pake munabweza ndalama zanu? Ndi mawu omwe amalonjeza zambiri koma amapereka zinthu zochepa kwambiri. Ndipo ngati mukuganiza kuti zopanda chiopsezo zimatsimikizirani zotsatira zomwe mukufuna, ganiziraninso. Sindilo lamulo lamilandu, ndipo mudzakhala ndi nthawi yovuta kumenyana ndi kampaniyo kukhoti, ngati izi zidzatha.
Samalani mawu ngati awa, ndipo khalani ndi maganizo omasuka pamene mukuwonera kapena kumvetsera malonda a mtundu uliwonse. Chomwe chimamveka poyamba chochititsa chidwi chingakhale chachikulu chachikulu.