Iwo Anakopeka ndi TV, Koma Inu Mungawaone Pano.
Kugonana. Mankhwala. Rock 'n' roll. Pakhoza kukhala zifukwa zingapo zomwe malonda a TV angaletsedwe. Kawirikawiri, zomwe zilipo zingathe kugonana kwambiri, kapena zimasonyeza ubwino. Pakhoza kukhala chinenero choipa, kapena chithunzi chokhumudwitsa. Malonda angakhale akunena zabodza zonama, kapena akusocheretsa. Chilondachi chingapangitse anthu kumverera kuti akudwala.
Komabe, nthawi zina malonda amachotsedwa ndipo pamene mukuyang'ana mmbuyo mwawo mumasiyidwa mutu wanu ndikudabwa kuti "chifukwa chiyani CHICHI choletsedwa ?!" Apa pali malonda khumi oletsedwa ochokera kuzungulira dziko omwe si malonda abwino okha; Amathandizanso kuti kasitomala awone. Ndipo kuzindikira kuti ndi chinthu chofunika kwambiri chomwe malonda angathe kuchita kwa chithandizo chilichonse.
01 Xbox: MOYO NDI WOTHANDIZA
Anthu ena ankakonda. Anthu ambiri ankadana nawo. Chida cholimba cha Xbox console choyambirira chimaphatikizapo mayi amene akubereka mwana yemwe amawombera m'chipindacho, kuchokera pawindo, ndikuwuluka mlengalenga. Monga momwe zimakhalira, zimakula, kutembenuka kuchoka pa msinkhu, kupita ku munthu wamkulu, kupita kwa akuluakulu, asanafike ndi thud m'manda. Uthenga - moyo ndi waufupi, kusewera zambiri. Ngati mukuganiza za izo, ngati moyo uli wofupika, mwina simuyenera kutaya maola mutakhala pamaso pa kanema wa pa TV mukusewera masewera a pakompyuta opanda pake.
02 VW Polo: SABATA KOMA KUKHALA
Lembani izi ngati "akuganiza chiyani ?!" Kupha bombomu sikungokhala kosangalatsa (ngakhale filimuyiyi ya Four Lions inakopeka ndi chisokonezo mwanzeru). Komabe, iyi, galimoto yamphindi 20-yachiwiri, imangokhala yovuta kwambiri. Ndipo ngakhale kuti mapeto ali ngati osokoneza, wina akumwalirabe kugulitsa galimoto.
03 Durex: ZOKHUDZA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOPHUNZITSIRA ZOKHUDZA IFEYO
Monga momwe nthawi zonse, malonda omwe amakamba nkhani zokhudza kugonana kapena kugonana amayamba kufufuza kwambiri kusiyana ndi malonda omwe ali ndi chiwawa. Izi, zomwe zimagwiritsa ntchito kuseketsa, ndi chitsanzo chabwino cha momwe malonda angagwiritsire ntchito kukumbukira komanso kutchuka. Kondomu yayikulu pamapeto pake, yodzazidwa ndi mamiliyoni a umuna wamtundu, inali ndithudi yochuluka kwambiri kwa zizindikiro. Onetsani chonde chonde.
Wotsutsa wa Aganyu 04: KYLIE
Ndichodziwika bwino chifukwa chake malowa amangopanga masewera, osati TV nthawi zonse. Icho chimagwira nyimbo zolimbitsa thupi Kylie Minogue kuvala ena akuwona-kupyolera mu mayerere, akukwera ng'ombe yamakina, ndikuchita zina m'malo mwa NSFW. Kumapeto kwa malonda, akufunsa amuna onse omvera kuti ayime; njira yowopsya yowonetsera kuti lingerie imeneyi ikukhudzidwa.
05 Ikea: TIDY UP
Zonsezi zitatu zochokera ku Ikea "Tidy Up" poyamba zinkaletsedwa, mwinamwake zimafa kuti zisonyeze zachiwerewere komanso "Sindikufuna kufotokoza zomwezo kwa ana anga." Kunena zoona, izi siziyenera kuyimitsidwa kuchoka; iwo amaseketsa, amachitidwa bwino, ndi mwamtheradi pa mfundo. Aliyense yemwe wakhalapo ku Ikea akudziwa kuti ali mu bizinesi ya bungwe la nyumba. Zambiri, zosaiwalika malonda.
06 Deutsche Postbank: FONI PEZANI
Ndi zosavuta zokwanira. Wochita bizinesi wooneka ngati wolemera akubvala zovala ku gulu lachipatala layekha, pamene amalandira foni kuchokera kwa mkazi wake. Ndipo o, momwe amachitira ndalama. Amamupatsa kuwala kobiriwira pa pempho lililonse; mpaka ku nyumba ya $ 1.4 miliyoni yomwe akufuna. Nchifukwa chiyani chinaletsedwa? Mwina zinalimbikitsa anthu kuti achite chinachake chomwe chingabweretse mavuto ambiri.
07 Levi: WOPHALA
Kuyambira pomwe malonda a BBH a zaka zapakati pa makumi asanu ndi atatu (kumbukirani Laundromat?), Malonda a Levi akhala ndi chikhalidwe chozizira kwa iwo. Izi zaletsedwa malonda ochokera ku UK sizinali zosiyana, ngakhale kuti zinadutsa mzera kwa oonera TV. Malingana ndi miyezo ya lero ndizovuta, koma panthawiyo zinkaonedwa kuti ndi mphepo yothamanga. Komabe, wakhala akuwonetsedwa nthawi zambiri mu "zotentha kwambiri pa TV".
08 Planet Fitness: HOT
Pali chifukwa chake malondawa amagwira ntchito, ndipo amagwira ntchito bwino. Anthu amawopa kuti apite ku masewera olimbitsa thupi, ndipo sikuti ndi akazi okhaokha. Amuna ali ndi mavuto ofanana ndi omwe amatha kusinthasintha pagalasi kwa mphindi 45, ndipo amakhala ndi makutu pa triceps zawo. Zowonadi, akazi omwe ali ndi malonda awa sakuvala zambiri, koma ndi zambiri kuposa malonda a Victoria, ndipo izi zikupanga mfundo yabwino kwambiri. Mukuyenera kudabwa, chifukwa chiyani ichi chinaletsedwa konse?
09 Vim: WONKHALIDWE WA PRISON
Zovuta, nyimbo zowonongeka zimawonekera. Mlengalenga ndi zovuta, ndi matenda. Izi si zosiyana ndi zochitika zochititsa manyazi pakati pa Hannibal Lecter ndi Will Graham ku Manhunter (imodzi yomwe ili pansi pano, ndipo adachita bwino ndi Brian Cox ndi William Peterson). Maluwa a lalanje, dzanja pa galasi, zonsezo zimatsogolera kuwonetseredwa bwino. Chifukwa chomwe malonda a ku Canada uyu analetsedwa ndi chida chachikulu kuposa chirichonse chomwe Lecter anasiyapo kwa Graham kapena Starling.
Masamba 10: HAIRCUT
Kodi wina amagwiritsa ntchito Yellow Pages , kapena mauthenga ena a foni, kenanso? Eya, ichi ndi malonda achikale omwe analipo panthawiyo. Mwinamwake mungamve kuti kamtsikana kakang'ono kameneka kakuyitana "abambo James". "Ndipotu ndi James Nesbitt, nyenyezi ya Hobbit, Jekyll, Cold Feet, ndi masewero atsopano omwe amabwera ku Starz otchedwa Missing. Izi zinatsimikiziridwa kale asanakwane. Koma n'chifukwa chiyani ichi chinali choletsedwa?
Kuwala kwa Bud: PILLOW FIGHT
Pali zizindikiro zoonekeratu za chifukwa chake ichi chinaletsedwa. Atsikana aang'ono ali m'chipinda chokhala ndi miyendo. Ngati ndizo zonse zomwe zinali, ndizofooka kwambiri. Koma pamene matebulo akutembenuka, ndipo Helga amasula ukali, zimakhala zozizwitsa ndi zosayembekezereka. Ndi kovuta kupanga gawo la mowa ; ichi chinali ndi mano.
12 Toyota Rav 4: KUDZIWA
Palibe kupha kwenikweni kumene kumachitika podutsa, ndipo ena anganene kuti chiwawa chojambula chimatengera zinthu patali kwambiri. Mukamalingalira zomwe zinawonetsedwa pazithunzi zathu, kufotokoza momveka bwino kwa zomwe zikuwonetsedwa apa sikuyenera kukhala chifukwa china chodandaulira. Kodi iwo amaganiza kuti aliyense akuyang'ana angatsanzire zomwe adaziwona pazolondazo? Mwina.
13 Tango: ORANGEMAN
Kuchokera ku bungwe la Chingerezi HHCL kunabwera chidziwitso mu 1992 chomwe chinakondweretsa aliyense. N'zomvetsa chisoni kuti izi zinaphatikizapo ana ambiri omwe ankakopera antics a Orangeman, akumva makutu a anzanu a kusukulu ndikuika pangozi kumvetsera kwawo. Chilengezocho chinasinthidwa kuti chikupangitse kumpsompsona ... mtundu wa. Komabe, ntchito ya Tango ndi imodzi mwa zinthu zomwe zakhala zikuchitika kale kuti tigulitse zakumwa zofewa.
14 Mowa wa Toohey: KULEMBEDWA KWA BOTTLE
Australia nthawizonse yakhala yowolowa manja kwambiri pankhani ya malonda. Kotero momwe izi zaletsedwa ndizosamvetsetseka, powalingalira kuti ndizochita zachiwerewere zosautsa zachiwerewere. Iyo imakhoza kuwuluka pamwamba pa mitu ya ana aliwonse akuyang'ana, ndipo chenichenicho chikuwulula ndi PG. Muyenera kukhala ndi malingaliro omwe amapita kumtunda kwachiwiri. N'zosakumbukika.
15 McDonald's: ATATE WA DEAD
Posachedwapa kuwonjezera pa "kuchotsa mofulumira kuchokera ku maofesi airwaves" ndi khama loopsya lochokera ku McDonald's ku UK. Osati munthu mmodzi yekha, koma anthu ambiri adanena inde inde ku malonda ogulitsa nsomba ya nsomba pokumbukira bambo kapena mwamuna wakufa. Kuwongolera ndi khalidwe lachinsinsi khalidwe la malonda linayambika ndipo linayikidwa mu mtima. Manyazi pa inu nonse chifukwa cha ntchito yoopsya iyi.