01 Kulemba Kwathunthu
Inu mumamudziwa munthu uyu, kapena mkazi. Iwo mwanjira ina adakwanitsa kupyolera mu moyo popanda kufa, kapena kulowa mu ngozi yowopsya. Chosadabwitsa chifukwa chakuti sakudziwa kuchita zosavuta okha. Kodi ogula amayenera kuyang'ana bozos awa ndikuganiza, "eya ... ndimamva chisoni, ndizovuta kuzimwa zakumwa m'kapu nthawi zina."
02 Mkazi Wokwatira
"Sinthani ludzu." "Ikani zitsambazo." Bweretsani zinyalalazo. "Musatuluke mu shati iyi." Ayi, anyamata sangathe kubwera ndi kusewera. "Chifukwa chiyani simuli wabwino kwa amayi anga? kodi mumatchula izi ?! " Muyenera kudabwa, kodi chikondi cha moyo wake chinakhala liti chifukwa cha kukhalapo kwake? Ndipo kodi mkazi uyu alidi weniweni?
03 Utter Slob
Ngati pangakhale phwando la olimpiki kuti likhale lalikulu, la mafuta, losasinthika, ndilo munthu ameneyu . Iye wapanga indentation yosatha mu sofa. Amamwa ndipo amadya zambiri kuposa ng'ombe zoweta m'munda. Ali ndi khungu lomwe limawoneka ngati pamwamba pa mwezi. Ndipo amamveketsa kwambiri kuposa skunk yakufa mu mulu wa manyowa. Kugwiritsa ntchito kwake kokha pakulengeza ndiko kukuthandizani kuti mukhale omasuka.
04 The Bro
"Duuuuude, ife timamwa mowa kwambiri ndipo timagwiritsa ntchito matani a nkhuku zotentha!" Nchifukwa chiyani pafupifupi mowa uliwonse wogulitsa wodzazidwa ndi anyamata monga chonchi? Amakhala kuti asokoneze nthabwala zowopsya, kumwera mowa pang'onopang'ono, ndikufuula zinthu kwa akazi omwe angapangitse manyazi Gilbert Gottfried. Palibe kalembedwe, palibe panache, palibe mwayi wopezekanso akazi omwe akuwagwetsera usiku wonse.
05 Kusokonezeka Kwambiri
"Dikirani, mukunena kuti ndikhoza kutenga mapepala atatuwa pamtengo wa ndalama ziwiri, ndikusunga ndalama pa shopu yanga ya mlungu ndi mlungu? Kodi ndinu ozama, nanga izi zingatheke bwanji? ? " Mkazi uyu, kapena munthu, samawoneka kuti akumvetsa zopatsa zodabwitsa zomwe zikuwonetsedwa. Amakhalanso ndi nthawi yogwira ntchito zovuta ... monga kutsekera zitini, kapena kusamba mawindo.
Mutu Waukulu wa Tsiku Lililonse
Izi zimachitika. Inde izo zimatero. Koma mu malonda, zimachitika nthawi zambiri. Azimayi okongola kwambiri, ovekedwa zovala zodabwitsa (kapena alibe chilichonse), koma kuchita ntchito zapadera kwambiri, kuli paliponse. Amadzuka akuyang'ana bwino. Iwo amachita malo ogula zakudya ngati akuyenda pansi pa msewu. Ndipo amachitanso masewera ambiri kuti azitsatsa malonda.
07 Wolemba Cheery
O, iwo amakonda kwenikweni ntchito zawo. Kapena kodi iwo? Mukhoza kumverera kuwona mtima kobisika kotuluka mu pore yawo iliyonse. Amakonda kumvetsera zokhudzana ndi inshuwalansi zomwe mungapereke, chiwerengero cha zovala zambiri zomwe mungatsatire, kapena kuti burgriyo ndi yotani. Kodi timawakhulupirira? Ayi. Kodi tikufuna kuti onse apite? Ochita maseŵera okhawo amatha kunena ayi.
Mayi Oyang'anira Zambiri
Ngati pali mabwana kunja uko ngati omwe timawawonetsera, tiyenera kuchita zonse zomwe tingathe kuti tithetse. Palibe amene angakhale woipa kwambiri, angatero? Mankhwala a Slimy, oipa, omwe amagwira ntchito, omwe amagwira antchito awo kuti aphe ngakhale kuti ali ndi dipatimenti yotchuka kwambiri ya HR mu makampani onse amakono.
Mayi Wogwira Ntchito Kwambiri
Kuthamanga kuchoka pamtunda kupita kumalo, mwana wamphongo ndi dzanja limodzi, matumba 10 ogula kumalo ena, panthawi imodzimodzimodzi akukwera mpira kuti athandize Timmy wamng'ono ndi masewera ake a mpira. Mkazi uyu samangogwira ntchito mowonjezereka ... amachititsa anthu oposa asanu kuchokera ku Cirque Du Soleil nthawi yomweyo. Ndipo mnyamata, iye watopa. Ngati pangakhale mpumulo wina wobwera, monga kapu, kapena kusambira. Odikira ... apo ndizo.