Njira Zitatu Zogulitsa Zimakokera Kulunjika Amuna

Dziwani amuna achimuna, amuna achikulire, ndi amuna a magnet a anyamata.

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Kutsatsa kumagwirizana ndi amuna omwe amamvetsera (makamaka amuna kapena akazi okhaokha) akuwoneka kuti akugwera mumabotolo atatu. Pali njira zowonjezera zowonetsera amuna kusiyana ndi magulu akuluakulu atatu omwe tawalemba apa, koma ambiri amawatsata. Ngati ndinu mkazi mukuwerenga izi, ena angagwiritse ntchito kwa inu, nanunso. Pambuyo pa zonse, mumagulanso katundu kwa amuna. Koma malonda omwe akukhudzidwa ndi inu, chifukwa cha inu, amayamba kugwera m'magulu osiyanasiyana.

Njira zitatu izi zikuwonetseratu kuti anthu owongoka amathandizidwa ndi otsatsa tsiku ndi tsiku. Ndipo zomvetsa chisoni, njirazi zimagwira ntchito. Mobwerezabwereza. Mutatha kuwerenga nkhaniyi, tengani vuto loyang'ana malonda omwe amachitira amuna.

Ndi angati a iwo omwe amagwera mu chimodzi mwa magulu awa ... kapena angapo? Nthawi zambiri mumatha kupeza malonda onse a mowa, magalimoto, ndi lumo.

Amuna Ambiri "Zinthu Manly" Zinthu

Muyenera kuyang'ana malonda a mowa , mazula, magalimoto, mawonda komanso ngakhale gel osambira kuti muwone izo. Simungagulitse mpira wa pulasitiki wofiira wofiira kuti uzigwiritsira ntchito pochapa. Mwamuna ayenera kukhala wakuda ndi wofiira ndi buluu ndipo aziperekedwe ndi nyimbo ya rock yolimba komanso tani ya "chips moto" podula pa chida chake cha shower.

Amuna samagula lumo lomwe limangoyenda mosavuta. Chabwino, iwo amatero. Koma iwo amachititsa phokoso la galimoto ya Indy ngati yothamangira pamasaya athu. Ndipo padzakhala dzanja la mkazi likuponyera khungu lathu losalala, pazifukwa zina.

Magalimoto ali ndi zizindikiro zazikulu za phalli. Gel osakaniza ndi ofanana ndi kubzala nkhope yanu pachimake ndi chisanu cha Phiri la Everest, potsatira kuyesa mtsinje wa madzi ozizira pafupi ndi nkhope zathu zomwe zimapangitsa Bear Grylls kulirira "mum" wake.

Amuna ndi amuna ndipo amakonda kwambiri chithunzi. Ndipo malingana ngati akukonda kukhala amuna, otsatsa amalonda amakonda kuziika pamapeto a mbedza ndikuzigwedeza.


Amuna Ndi Crass, Opusa, Odzikuza, Sitibishi, Jackasses Wosasamala

O, iwo ali oopsya kwenikweni. Ndipo iwo amachikonda icho. Chilendo chamakono cha mankhwala a British, "Super Noodles," amasonyeza anyamata kukhala anyamata. Mu malonda amodzi, amuna awiri amanyenga mbalezo ndikuzibwezeretsa m'kabati kuti azigwiritsenso ntchito nthawi ina. Mulimodzi, anyamata akuponya zitsamba pawindo ndikukamba ndemanga pa mpikisano pamene akugwera pansi. Angakhale ndi zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi.

Akazi, njirayi sichikugwirani ntchito (ngakhale pakhala pali njira yatsopano yomwe ikuwonetsa mbali yowonjezera ya khalidwe la amai, zomwe mafilimu omwe amaonetsa mafilimu amawakonda kwambiri). Koma amuna amakonda kukondwerera kusakhwima kwawo. "Nanga bwanji ngati sitinakulirebe? Ndani amasamala ngati sitilira pa mafilimu, ndi ma fart nthawi ya ukwati? Ndife anyamata, anyamata, anyamata abwino omwe amadziwa bwino nthawi ndipo musapereke chikwapu yemwe timamukhumudwitsa. "

Ndipo pamene amuna amakonda kukondwerera izi, iwo adzapitiriza kugula zinthu zomwe zikuwombera iwo motere. Kuchokera ku mowa ndi pizza kuti zikhale zamadzimadzi komanso zamadzimadzi, samaganizira kugula zinthu zomwe zimawauza kuti ali achibwana komanso odzikweza.

Amuna Ambiri Amakhala Akazi

O mbuye wanga, momwe amuna amafanana ndi akazi. Kapena mtundu wina wazimayi, poweruza ndi malonda okhudzana ndi amuna ndi otsatsa ndi ogulitsa padziko lonse lapansi.

Pazifukwa zina, kukhetsa galimoto kapena ma brunette pamoto kumapangitsa kuti galimotoyo ipite mobwerezabwereza. Mwinamwake anthu amaganiza kuti atsegula Bunny Playboy ngati agula galimotoyo?

Kugonana kumagulitsa. Pankhani ya mowa, amuna amawombedwa ndi mafano a zitsanzo zooneka bwino zogwiritsira ntchito zitini zosungira madzi ozizira, kuseka nthabwala zawo, kuzipeza zosatsutsika komanso zodabwitsa. Koma ndi amuna amene amamwa mowa, nanga n'chifukwa chiyani amai ali ndi zidole za mowa?

Ndiyeno pali malonda omwe akuwonetsa akazi omwe ali "makumi," kuthamangitsa anyamata achibwana ndi a Joes pamsewu wapamwamba chifukwa amathira chinachake chokoma bwino pansi pa maenje awo okoma mmawa uja. Inde, izo zimachitika.

Koma pa chifukwa china, amuna amawoneka. Ndipo amagula. Ndipo amagula kachiwiri.