Zotsatira 12 za Super Bowl Zinali Zovuta Kwambiri pa Prime Time
Ozilenga malonda a Super Bowl ali ndi mzere wabwino woti ayende; iwo ayenera kuchita chirichonse chimene angathe, popanda kupita mpaka pano kuti akhumudwitse, kusokoneza, kapena ngakhale kukwiya mpaka kufika poletsedwa.
Komabe, nthawi zina kuletsedwa kungakhale bwino pa malonda kusiyana ndi kuwerengedwa. Kale, chionetsero choletsedwa chikanakhala chakufa mu malo osungirako malonda. Masiku ano, pamene ad adatulutsidwa, amapita pa intaneti ndikuluma kwambiri chitumbuwa cha tizilombo . Nazi khumi mwa malonda omwe adakhalanso ndi moyo, pa intaneti.
Kuwala kwa Bud 01: Zovala Zovala
Chilendo china ku gulu la Bud Light, nthawi ino likuzungulira khalidwe losayenera kwambiri ku ofesi. Cholinga ndi chophweka - wina kuntchito akukhala ndi galimoto yoyendetsa galimoto, ndipo nthawi iliyonse yomwe mumapereka chovala, mumapeza kuwala. Inu mukhoza kulingalira chomwe chikuchitika. Aliyense akuyamba kuchoka kuti apereke chilichonse chomwe iwo avala. Amuna ndi akazi amalowa, ngakhale kuti mipiringidzo yakuda imatiteteza ku nsomba za NSFW. Pamapeto pake, aliyense ali wamaliseche kwambiri, koma mwinamwake, kuzunzidwa kuntchito sikudutsepo maganizo a anthu omwe amavomerezedwa.
Oyendetsa 02: Kutsupa Galimoto
Nkhani yotsalira ma bikini kutsuka magalimoto si njira yatsopano kapena yongoganizira yogulitsa, chabwino, pafupifupi chirichonse. Komabe, khama ili kuchokera kwa Snickers liri ndi zosangalatsa zosangalatsa pa phunzirolo. Kutsegula koyang'ana, nyimbo, ndi kutseka kwafupipafupi ndi zifukwa zonse zomwe adatchulira sizinapangidwe. Koma kupotoza-mnyamata akupanga ndalama zambiri ponyamula matope kuti azitha kupita ndi kuwachapa (mwinamwake kangapo) - ndi wanzeru. Chomwe ichi chikukhudzana ndi barolo ya chokoleti, ndilo wina aliyense akuganiza.
03 Carl's Jr: Paris Hilton Mtsogoleri wa Cut
Ndizovuta kuziphatikiza izi, zinali zoyesayesa kupeza malonda ndi ma intaneti. Ndiye kachiwiri, izo zinatero, kotero iwe uyenera kuwapatsa iwo ngongole pa izo. Nthaŵi ina wokondedwa wa nyuzipepalayi, Paris Hilton sakudya mpaka pano monga momwe ankachitira. Koma panthawiyi, chiwerengero chake chochepa chotsuka galimoto ndikudya burger wamkulu chinkawoneka kuti chikuchitira anthu ambiri. Mndandanda wa mphindi imodzi ukuyang'aniridwa ndi mamiliyoni.
04 PETA: Chikondi cha Veggie
N'zosadabwitsa kuona PETA pamzerewu. Anthu Otsata Malingaliro a Zanyama sawoneka kuti alibe makhalidwe ofanana pankhani ya amayi. Kwa iwo, pokhala ndi gulu la amayi omwe ali amaliseche akuyesa kugonana ndi ndiwo zamasamba zinali bwino. Mankhusu okuluma, maliseche ndi broccoli, ndi kutsanulira mafuta pa chirichonse, malondawo adanena kuti ndiwo zamasamba zimagonana bwino. Kaya ali ndi chidziwitso chabwino ndi china chake.
05 Kuwala Kwakuya: Chikumbumtima Bot 3000
Pano pali lingaliro lofunika kwambiri la chidziwitso chomwe chimachitika panthawi yowonetsedwa pa TV pa chaka - kukambirana kwa tepi ya kugonana . Sikuti kugonana kosavuta kukuthandizani , kumapangitsanso amuna kukhala ngati misogynistic morons, ndipo mkazi ngati munthu wonyenga yemwe angamukhululukire ndi mtima wonse mwamuna wake woopsa kwambiri chifukwa cha botolo la Bud Light. Ngati mnzanuyo anagulitsa tepi yanu yokonzeka kugonana kwa webusaiti wamkulu, mungafune zambiri kuposa mowa.
Rock Rolling 06: Kumbukirani Cup Yanu
Lingaliro lachitsulo ichi ndi ... chabwino, ndi kovuta kunena. Pazifukwa zina, kumenya nkhondo kumagonjetsa mpira ndipo kumapita kumalo oti akanthe munthu aliyense kumalo opweteka kwambiri amene munthu aliyense angamugwire (kupatulapo mdindo). Koma, anyamata anzeru omwe akumwa Rolling Rock, iwo akuvala makapu. Kodi izi zikutanthauza kuti Rolling Rock imakupangitsani kukhala anzeru? N'zosakayikitsa.
07 Pitani Adadi: Lola
Sipangakhale mndandanda wabwino wa malonda a Super Bowl oletsedwa popanda Bwere ad. M'mbuyomu, malonda ena a Go Daddy analibe kanthu kochita ndi kampani. Ameneyu amagulitsa malonda awo. Komabe, pokhala ndi mnyamata wamkulu wogulitsa malonda ake akuoneka kuti ndi kotentha kwambiri kwa ma TV. Chimene chiri chosamvetsetseka, monga momwe zinalili bwino ndi malonda a Victoria Secret.
08 Jl Carl: Msuzi Wambiri
Chinthu china cha Carl's Jr., ndipo nthawi ino akuseketsa mawanga awo omwe adakhalapo ndi nyenyezi zomwe zimayambira pa zovala zapamwamba pamene mukudya zakudya zamakono. Sichidziwika bwino pazomwe adakakhala ngati izi zilidi zenizeni pa menyu. Koma zosangalatsa zambiri zinali kupanga kanema. Ndipo ndizovuta kwambiri chifukwa ichi chinali choletsedwa, ngakhale kuti sichinali kusonyeza nkhanza.
Zosintha: Jr wa Carl adatulutsa mawu akuti ngakhale kuti kutsanzira ndi njira yakugonjera, iwo alibe chochita ndi malo awa. Komabe, iwo ali ndi ngongole yambiri pa izo.
SodaStream: Scarlett Johansson
Ziri zovuta kuti n'chifukwa chiyani ichi chinali choletsedwa ndi Fox. Ndipotu, ndithudi sizinali zachiwerewere kapena zachiwawa za malonda ena omwe analoledwa mwangwiro. O, ndiko kulondola. Chifukwa chakuti SodaStream anali ndi bash ku Coke ndi Pepsi, ndipo Pepsi anali akuthandizira mawonedwe a nthawi. Pankhani ya ndalama ndi chithandizo, palibe njira yosavuta yoletsera kusiyana ndi kutenga potshots kwa othandizira.
10 Loto la Madzi: Wopulumutsa
Woteteza. Mkazi ali mu vuto. Ndipo gag kumapeto (pun) ankafuna kuti izi zitheke. Bwerani kwa anyamata, iyi ndi nthabwala yoipa ndi kuyesera kosaonekera pa mtengo woopsya. Komabe, izo zinachita bwino mu tizilombo toyambitsa matenda; koma izi sizosadabwitsa.
Powerade Zero: Teer Totter
Fufuzani zamalonda zonse zoletsedwa kuchokera ku Super Bowl, ndipo muwona kuti theka la magawo makumi asanu ndi awiri amakhala okhudzana ndi chiwerewere ndipo ali ndi khungu lachikazi. Izi ndi zosiyana. Powerade Zero anaganiza kupanga chiwonetsero cha calorie chiwerengero chomwe chili muzogulitsa zawo, ndi mpikisano. Ikupezeka ngati chifukwa chodziwikiratu chowonetsera zitsanzo za bikini.
12 Kuwala kwa Bud: Mbeu
Zonse zomwe munganene za izi ndikuti anthu ena ali ovuta kwambiri. Kukhala ndi mabayi awiri omwe amapanga furiji sizingokhala zinthu zopanda pake. Ndiko kuganiza pang'ono, ndithudi, koma ana sakudziwa zomwe zikuchitika.