Zotsatira Zosangalatsa za Zamaganizo Zosavuta Zamasulidwe
Sitikudziwika ngati kudula ndi kuyuma ngati kungowononga batani lamasulira, chifukwa cha zochitika zosiyanasiyana za chikhalidwe.
Mwachitsanzo, m'mayiko ena, zimakhala zachizoloŵezi kufotokoza chithunzi cha mankhwalawa mkati mwa chitha pa chizindikiro. Taganizirani momwe angachitire ndi chakudya cha mwana kapena galu!
Kotero, ife tinadutsa mu malo osungirako malonda kuti tipeze zitsanzo zabwino kwambiri za kugawidwa-ndi-kuwotcha. Ngakhale ndizoseketsa, zimakhalanso zodula kwambiri kwa makampani awa (ndi zochititsa manyazi kwa olemba mabuku). Ngati sachita homuweki, amatha kulipira ndalama zokwana madola mamiliyoni ambiri potsatsa ndalama, kubwezeretsa komanso "kupepesa malonda." Pano pali mndandanda, popanda dongosolo lapadera. Timayamba ndi otchuka kwambiri m'zaka makumi angapo zapitazo.
MAFUNSO
Tagline: Sinthani Zonse!
AH, ndani sakonda mowa wambiri ozizira pa tsiku lotentha? Tagline kuchokera ku Coors, Tembenuzani Zosungunuka !, idakhazikitsidwa pozungulira kuyaka kwa Coors kwaulere. Tsoka, kumasuliridwa kwa Chisipanishi kunapangitsa anthu kuganiza kuti akukhalanso china chaulere:
Kutembenuzidwa kwa Chisipanishi: Lolani Kutsekula m'mimba
Pepsi
Tagline: Bwerani ndi Pepsi Generation
Zikumveka zabwino, si choncho? Ndipotu, si milioni imodzi kuchokera pamagetsi ena omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito ndi zakumwa zamakono zamakono. Komabe, sizinapite ku China. Atatha kupyolera mu makina omasulira, idatuluka monga:
Translation Chinese: Pepsi Amabweretsa Makolo Anu Kubwerera kwa Akufa
KFC
Tagline: Finger Lickin 'Yabwino
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Kodi ndi zakudya ziti zomwe zimadya nyama zomwe sizikufuna kulowa mu mbale ya nkhuku yotentha, yokazinga? Chabwino, kamodzinso kapepala kameneka kanadetsedwa ndi kumasulira kwa Chitchaina, kukhala chinthu chosiyana ndi chokoma:
Chiyankhulo cha Chitchaina: Idyani Zala Zanu Zochoka
Parker Pens
Tagline: Iyo Siidzalowa M'thumba Lanu ndi Embarrass Inu
Osati mzere wam'tawuni wovuta kwambiri koma ndikulonjezedwa kolunjika. Ndiponsotu, ndani amene akufuna mabala amtengo wapatali pamatumba awo ndi makola awo? Koma anthu ku Parker anapanga snaffoo imodzi yaing'ono. Iwo ankaganiza kuti mawu a Chisipanishi oti "embarazar" amatanthauza manyazi. Ayi. Ndipo momwemonso malondawa ankayenda ku Mexico:
Chisipanishi: Sichidzalowa m'thumba lanu ndikukupatsani mimba!
Mkaka
Tagline: GOT MILK?
Ndi imodzi mwa yotchuka kwambiri, komanso yochuluka kwambiri, yomwe ilipo kale. Tonse timadziwa. Komabe, ogula Chilatini amafunikanso kudziwa chifukwa cha zifukwa zonse zolakwika. Ayenera kuti ankaganiza kuti Association of Dairy American akusuta chinthu champhamvu pamene izi zinatuluka:
Baibulo la Chisipanishi
Koka Kola
Mtengo: Coca-Cola
Chitsanzo china cha zinthu zikupita ku China. M'zaka za m'ma 1920, Coca-Cola anaganiza zotumiza katundu ku China, koma ankafuna kuti dzina lake likhale lofanana ndi kutchulidwa kwa Chingerezi. Atatha kumbuyo ndi kumbuyo, anapita ndi kumasulira kwa foni, ndipo zotsatira zake zinali zosokoneza:
Kutembenuza kwa Chitchaina: Bite the Wax Tadpole
Electrolux
Tagline: Kusakaniza Suger Som en Electrolux.
Mudakhululukidwa ngati simukudziwa chomwe tanthauzo lamasitomala limatanthauza. Ndi Swedish ndipo amachokera kunyumba ya Electrolux wotchuka wotsekemera wa Sweden. Komabe, pamene amagwiritsa ntchito timapepala mu USA, iyo inamasuliridwa bwino ndi vuto lina loipa - ku USA, "kuyamwa" liri ndi tanthauzo limodzi:
English Translation: Palibe Chotsatira Monga Electrolux
General Motors
Tagline: Thupi la Fisher
Thupi ndi Fisher sali mzere wa mndandanda koma chizindikiro cha GM. Zinali makamaka chifukwa cha ntchito zambiri zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito pa magalimoto a GM (ndipo anagulidwa ndi GM mu 1925). Inde, panali glitch ndi dzina. Panthawiyi, ku Belgium kunali vuto, ndipo sizinapangitse galimoto kuti ikhale yovuta:
Baibulo lachiBelgium : Corpse ya Fisher
Ford
Mtundu: Pinto
Kachiwiri, osati mndandanda wazitali, uwu unali chitsanzo cha galimoto yomwe inu mumadziwa bwino kwambiri. Koma ku Brazil, si nyemba. Chabwino, kupatula ngati mukulankhula za "zoona kapena nyemba." Inde, PINTO mwina ndi dzina lotukwana kwambiri lomwe mungapereke galimoto. Iwo anasintha ilo kukhala CORCEL, lomwe limatanthauza HORSE. Chinthu chabwino:
ChiBrazil Chimasuliridwe : Zinyama Zachikazi Zachikhalidwe
Nkhuku za Perdue
Tagline: Zimapangitsa Munthu Wovuta Kuti Azipanga Nkhuku Yamatenda
Nkhuku ya Perdue yakhala ikupanga zinthu zake kuyambira 1920, ndipo inadziyika pa TV ponena kuti ndilo lopanda mbiri "Zimatengera munthu wolimba kuti apange nkhuku yambiri." Kukondwera kusewera pa mawu ... mu Chingerezi. Inde, pamene linamasuliridwa m'Chisipanishi, chinachake chinasokonekera, ndipo Frank anali kunena chinthu chabwino kwambiri mu WTF Category:
Kusulira kwa Chisipanishi: Kumapangitsa Munthu Woukitsidwa Kuti Apange Nkhuku Yokondedwa
Otis Engineering
Tagline: Completion Equipment
Otis Engineering ali ndi mgwirizano waukulu ku Halliburton, choncho ndi mtundu wosiyana ndi umene umawombera ngalawayo pano. Komabe, Otis atafunsidwa kuti alowe nawo kuwonetsetsa kwa Moscow, adachita ndipo anathandizidwa ndi dipatimenti yosindikiza. Zikuoneka kuti zinali ndi chidwi kwambiri chomwe chinayambapo muzinthu zake:
Russian Translation: Zida za Orgasims
Clairol
Mtengo: Ndodo Yachimake
Ndi chiyani? Osati zamoto koma chitsulo chosungunula. Clairol anayambitsa mankhwala ku Germany pansi pa dzina lomwelo, osadziwa kuti "mphutsi" ndi manyowa m'dziko limenelo. Kugulitsa kwa mankhwalawa kunali kochititsa mantha:
Kutembenuzidwa kwa Chijeremani: Kumanga Manyowa
Kuthamanga-Wesson
Mtengo: Gros Jos (Nyemba Zophika)
Pamapeto pake, flub yomwe sinapweteke malonda! Ndipo mwamsanga mudzawona chifukwa chake. Hunt-Wesson atayambitsa nyemba zowotcha ku Canada, adadabwa ndi anthu ogulitsa. Iwo sanazindikire kuti mawuwo amatanthauza, chabwino, dziwone nokha:
Baibulo lachi French-Canadian: Big Breasts
McDonald's
Mtengo: Big Mac
Ngati munayang'anapo Pulp Fiction (ndipo ngati ayi, bwanji ?!) mudzadziwa nkhani yonse ya McDonald ndi Royale ndi Cheese. Zimatuluka, ndithudi, kuti pali vuto lina patebulo. Mac Mac, yotembenuzidwa ku French, inakhala Gros Mec. Ndipo izi zikutanthauza chinthu chosiyana kwambiri:
French Translation: Big Pimp
Braniff Airlines
Tagline: Fuka mu Chikopa
O, lonjezo liti! Mu 1987, Braniff Airlines anapanga mipando yatsopano ndi yokongoletsera kwa ndege zawo. Mtambaliwu umawoneka bwino kwambiri mpaka utatembenuzidwa ku Chisipanishi. Ndiye, ndilo lingaliro limene ambiri a ife sitingakonde kuchitika, konse:
Kusulira kwa Chisipanishi: Kuthamanga Kwambiri