Kupulumutsidwa kwa Maphunziro a Basic Air Force
Ndi mwayi uliwonse, mwafika ku Air Force Basic Military Training (AFBMT) madzulo kapena usiku, ndipo "tsiku loyamba" limeneli silidzatha nthawi yayitali. Malingana ndi nthawi yambiri yomwe TI iyenera kupha pamaso pa magetsi kunja, mutha kuyamba kuphunzira masewera atsopano monga kusewera moto . Zosangalatsa zosangalatsa izi ndi wakupha nthawi yambiri. Zimaphatikizapo kuyesa kuthekera kwanu kuti mutenge mwamsanga matumba anu (kodi simuli okondwa kuti mumatulutsa kuwala?) Kuchokera pa podola mpaka ku bulu lanu, kenako mwamsanga mubwerere ku podola, ndikugwiritsanso ntchito.
(Kumbukirani yemwe inu munali kuyima pafupi ndi?).
Pamene mwatanganidwa ndi kuyendetsa moto kukumbukira kuti ndinakuwuzani kuti munthu aliyense yemwe ndakhala ndikukumana naye amene wakhala akuphunzitsidwapo mwachidwi wakhala akukhumba kuti azisunga LESS kuposa zomwe adachita.
Simungayese kujowola moto, monga (kuchokera ku malipoti ambiri), masewerawa amawoneka kuti asinthidwa ndi masewera atsopano - "Sankhani 'em, ndikuika pansi." Kuthamanga ndi "dzina la masewerawo," ndipo zikuwoneka kuti TIs ali okhutira kusewera masewerawa ndi olemba atsopano kwa maola ndi maola.
Masewera ena omwe mumawakonda kwambiri omwe TI amakonda kusewera pamsonkhano woyamba, ndi "Chidule Chakufotokozera." Apa ndi pamene aliyense amaima pamapangidwe ake, atanyamula katundu wawo wosasamala, kutsegula mawu , mpaka aliyense atha kulondola (kuti asangalatse TI, osati anu). " Sir, Maam, Maphunziro a Ophunzira a Yon Jones Adalamulidwa! " Ndizovuta kuti ophunzira atsopano azifuna kuika mbuye kapena amayi kumapeto kwa lipoti.
Musati muchite izi. Mawu akuti " Sir (kapena Maam), Maphunziro a Trainee Jones, monga Olamulidwa !, " osati " Sir, Trainee Jones Reports monga Olamulidwa, Sir !, " komanso " Trainee Jones Reports, monga Olamulidwa, Maam ! "(Dziwani: Simunayambe ndege , ndinu wophunzira .)
Bwenzi langa lapamtima, Pete Tabury akufotokozera TI wina wokonda TI
Masewera:
Pamene TI ikundiwatsata ndikupita ku masitepe ku dorms, musamutsatire iye akuthamanga !!!! Ndinali pafupi ndi munthu wachinayi m'basi ndipo TI inauza anthu kuti ayimilire pamene atsika basi. Amuna awiri oyambirira amamenyedwa ndi maonekedwe awo. Nditamva komanso kumvetsa malangizo a TI, ndinapita kutsogolo ndikuwauza ena kuti azitsatira. TI atabwera ndikundifunsa momwe Gahena ndimadziwira zomwe ndinali kuchita, ndinadandaula ndondomeko yanga yofotokozera ndikufotokozera kuti ndinali mu Police Explorers kwa zaka zitatu ndikudziwa kuti ndikuyenda ndi maphunziro! Anadabwa, ndipo anandiuza kuti andipange ine mkulu wake wa dorm ndipo ndinamupweteka mumtima mwake. SEKANI
Inde, izi zonse zinagwera pamsewu pambuyo poti adazitenga ndikuziika pansi. Anayang'ana pa ine ndipo adanena mu ndondomeko kuti amutsatire! Kenaka anakhomerera pakhomo ndikudula, popeza matumbawo anali pansi ndikutsatira pang'ono. Koma ndikadakhala ngati ndikumulola kuti achoke pamaso panga ndipo ndinkangoyenda basi. Pamene ndinali kumugwira, anali atakwera masitepe, awiri ndi atatu panthawi. Ndinachitanso chimodzimodzi ndipo ndinatseka mpata, mpaka pamene adayamba kufika pamtunda, anagwedeza mitsuko ndikupanga nkhope! Tsopano iye anali pafupi mamita awiri kutalika kuposa ine pamene ine ndinali ndi mapazi awiri otsika kuposa iye ndipo iye anali akufuula nkhope yanga kuchokera pamwamba!
"KODI MUNGAPHUNZIRE?" iye anafunsa.
"Bwana, Aphunzitsi a Tabury adayankha, Inde Sir!" Ndayankha.
Kenaka adayang'ana pa phewa lake lakumanzere ndi makoma a chikasu pansalu ndipo adandifunsa "Ndiye zomwe Hell imanena bwanji? !!!" Ndipo mu makalata aakulu wakuda anati, "Yendani, Musathamange, Gwiritsani Ntchito Manja Omanja!"
"Momwemo," anayankha motero, ndipo kwa masabata 6.5 otsatira, nthawi iliyonse yomwe tinkalowa ndi kunja kwa dorms, ndinkayenera kuyima pansi pa masitepe ndi kunena mawuwa kwa munthu aliyense amene adalowa mu dorm kuthawa. Sindidzaiŵala mawu amenewa malinga ndi moyo wanga!